You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: name?
Stranger: chun wu at your service
You: alexander goldberg
Stranger: sup
You: u kno i never forgave u koreans for attacking perl harbor
Stranger: uhh. im chinese... and that was the japanese who attacked it
You: chinese, japanese korean... whats the difference
Stranger: ...
Stranger: u serious?
You: yeah
Stranger: ...
Stranger: u kno i never forgave u jews for sinking titanic
You: that was an iceberg.
Stranger: goldberg, greenberg, iceberg. whats the difference